Terms of Service for MondayHumor

1. Intellectual Property

All content on this website, including but not limited to satire articles, text, graphics, logos, product designs (for hoodies, t-shirts), images, audio clips, digital downloads, and data compilations, is the property of MondayHumor or its content suppliers and protected by international copyright laws. The compilation of all content on this site is the exclusive property of MondayHumor.

You may not reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, resell, or exploit any portion of the service, use of the service, or access to the service or any content on the website without express written permission from us.

2. Use of the Website

2.1. Permitted Use

You may use the website for your personal, non-commercial use, including browsing satire articles, purchasing products, and interacting with our content.

2.2. Prohibited Activities

You agree not to use the website:

• In any way that violates any applicable federal, state, local, or international law or regulation.
• For the purpose of exploiting, harming, or attempting to exploit or harm minors in any way by exposing them to inappropriate content or otherwise.
• To transmit, or procure the sending of, any advertising or promotional material without our prior written consent, including any "junk mail," "chain letter," "spam," or any other similar solicitation.
• To impersonate or attempt to impersonate MondayHumor, a MondayHumor employee, another user, or any other person or entity.
• To engage in any other conduct that restricts or inhibits anyone's use or enjoyment of the website, or which, as determined by us, may harm MondayHumor or users of the website or expose them to liability.

2.3. User Accounts

If you create an account on our website, you are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account and password and for restricting access to your computer. You agree to accept responsibility for all activities that occur under your account or password. We reserve the right to refuse service, terminate accounts, remove or edit content, or cancel orders in their sole discretion.

3. Product Sales

3.1. Order Acceptance

Your receipt of an electronic or other form of order confirmation does not signify our acceptance of your order, nor does it constitute confirmation of our offer to sell. MondayHumor reserves the right at any time after receipt of your order to accept or decline your order for any reason.

3.2. Pricing and Availability

All prices are subject to change without notice. While we strive for accuracy, errors in pricing or product availability may occur. We reserve the right to correct any errors, inaccuracies, or omissions and to change or update information or cancel orders if any information on the website is inaccurate at any time without prior notice (including after you have submitted your order).

3.3. Shipping and Returns

Details regarding shipping costs, delivery times, and our return and exchange policy for hoodies and t-shirts are provided on our dedicated Shipping & Returns page. By placing an order, you agree to these policies.

3.4. Payment

We accept various payment methods as indicated on our checkout page. By providing payment information, you represent and warrant that you are authorized to use the designated payment method and authorize us (or our third-party payment processor) to charge your payment method for the total amount of your order.

4. Satire Content Disclaimer

MondayHumor publishes satirical articles for entertainment purposes only. The content on this website is fictional and should not be taken as factual information, news, or advice. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. We use humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

The views and opinions expressed in the satirical articles are not necessarily those of MondayHumor or its staff. Readers are advised to use their own judgment and discretion when interpreting the content.

5. Disclaimers of Warranties

You understand that we cannot and do not guarantee or warrant that files available for downloading from the internet or the website will be free of viruses or other destructive code. You are responsible for implementing sufficient procedures and checkpoints to satisfy your particular requirements for anti-virus protection and accuracy of data input and output, and for maintaining a means external to our site for any reconstruction of any lost data.

YOUR USE OF THE WEBSITE, ITS CONTENT, AND ANY SERVICES OR ITEMS OBTAINED THROUGH THE WEBSITE IS AT YOUR OWN RISK. THE WEBSITE, ITS CONTENT, AND ANY SERVICES OR ITEMS OBTAINED THROUGH THE WEBSITE ARE PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS, WITHOUT ANY WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. NEITHER MONDAYHUMOR NOR ANY PERSON ASSOCIATED WITH MONDAYHUMOR MAKES ANY WARRANTY OR REPRESENTATION WITH RESPECT TO THE COMPLETENESS, SECURITY, RELIABILITY, QUALITY, ACCURACY, OR AVAILABILITY OF THE WEBSITE.

6. Limitation of Liability

TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PROVIDED BY LAW, IN NO EVENT WILL MONDAYHUMOR, ITS AFFILIATES, OR THEIR LICENSORS, SERVICE PROVIDERS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, OFFICERS, OR DIRECTORS BE LIABLE FOR DAMAGES OF ANY KIND, UNDER ANY LEGAL THEORY, ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH YOUR USE, OR INABILITY TO USE, THE WEBSITE, ANY WEBSITES LINKED TO IT, ANY CONTENT ON THE WEBSITE OR SUCH OTHER WEBSITES, INCLUDING ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PERSONAL INJURY, PAIN AND SUFFERING, EMOTIONAL DISTRESS, LOSS OF REVENUE, LOSS OF PROFITS, LOSS OF BUSINESS OR ANTICIPATED SAVINGS, LOSS OF USE, LOSS OF GOODWILL, LOSS OF DATA, AND WHETHER CAUSED BY TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE), BREACH OF CONTRACT, OR OTHERWISE, EVEN IF FORESEEABLE.

7. Indemnification

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless MondayHumor, its affiliates, licensors, and service providers, and its respective officers, directors, employees, contractors, agents, licensors, suppliers, successors, and assigns from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, judgments, awards, losses, costs, expenses, or fees (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising out of or relating to your violation of these Terms of Service or your use of the website, including, but not limited to, your User Contributions, any use of the website's content, services, and products other than as expressly authorized in these Terms of Service, or your use of any information obtained from the website.

8. Governing Law and Jurisdiction

All matters relating to the website and these Terms of Service, and any dispute or claim arising therefrom or related thereto (in each case, including non-contractual disputes or claims), shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the internal laws of [Your State/Country], without giving effect to any choice or conflict of law provision or rule.

Any legal suit, action, or proceeding arising out of, or related to, these Terms of Service or the website shall be instituted exclusively in the federal courts of the United States or the courts of the [Your State/Country], although we retain the right to bring any suit, action, or proceeding against you for breach of these Terms of Service in your country of residence or any other relevant country. You waive any and all objections to the exercise of jurisdiction over you by such courts and to venue in such courts.

9. Changes to the Terms of Service

We may revise and update these Terms of Service from time to time in our sole discretion. All changes are effective immediately when we post them and apply to all access to and use of the website thereafter. Your continued use of the website following the posting of revised Terms of Service means that you accept and agree to the changes. You are expected to check this page frequently so you are aware of any changes, as they are binding on you.